Anywhere. Everywhere. Leave the country. Jump in your car and drive as far as you can afford. Skip Christmas and spend December somewhere sunny. Drink champagne atop the Eiffel Tower. Eat Mexican food in Milan. Float in the Dead Sea. Go to a Grand Prix. Just get the fuck outta your area.
Maybe marijuana? Or howsabout a hallucinogen? Something. Soon. Because the consequence will only get greater. And honestly, you don't wanna be that dude smokin' his first doobie at 40, do ya?
"Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky, and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind except falling in love and not getting arrested." - Hunter S. Thompson
If you're planning to reproduce, you'd better get it done sooner than later.
Maybe a motorcycle or a creepy cargo van. A plane ticket to Thailand or a crazy expensive couch. Whatever it is, do it now before that goddamn baby is born.
And exercise. Because consuming six pints and half a pie is something you shouldn't do all that often.
Take the time to read something you always said you should. Something significant. Something you can speak to. Because you've only got so much free time, and spending it sitting in front of a fucking television set watching The Walking Dead seems kinda silly.
Take the time to get really good at something. Maybe shooting pool or playing the geetar. Whatever it is, now is the time to be the best that you can be. Because before too long you'll be fat and old and tired, and unless you have some skills to fall back on, you'll suck at everything.
Family, friends and maybe if you're lucky, someone like her.
You're going to die. Sooner than you think. So stop with the excuses and start doing stuff.
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